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Heads Will Roll…

…At Mythic! For blatantly hating Order and favoring Destro. First it was the Fall of the White Tower of Hoeth to the Dark Elves and the death of the High Elf Dragon Prince Imrik. Then we had the dual-wield supremacy of Destro over Order’s great-weapons (Warrior Priest, Rune Priest, and WL). And all the new vanity pets which have a Destro taint smeared all over them… snotling heralds (snotlings are baby greenskins), chaos hounds, gobbo beggers, Harry Potter Owls (because Harry Potter is evil, he is no doubt affiliated with Destro), etc. And Destro having posterns withing spitting distance of their warcamps. And least of all the Skaven being forced to fight along side both realms despite the fact that Games Workshop clearly categorizes them as part of ‘Destruction’. I can overlook all these minor travesties, but during my month-long sojourn on the PTS this straw broke the camels back…

What the heck Mythic?! I mean, seriously, now its blatantly obvious that you hate the High Elves. In the pursuit of ultimate knowledge, I did every quest for both realms to find which ones are broken. Upon doing these quests I noticed some trends with what each race has to do to achieve their means.

Chaos burns some stuff, kills some people, and collects some heads sometimes. Their selection of Empire heads was decent. The Empire goes around killing stuff and saving tons of boxes of supplies, but their selection of Chaos heads was boring as dirt! A generic skull that is now heavily frowned upon as the trash currency item ‘Skulls of the Fallen’?

The Greenskins collect a crap-load (if you’ll excuse the expression) of dwarf beards and heads. The Dwarves on the other hand collect a lot of…. rocks. And boxes of rocks. Sometimes bags of rocks. Not surprising, but couldn’t they get to farm some heads? Well they get one quest that gets them a skull, not quite a head, but it’ll do.

And then we come upon the Elves… my the travesty. Of the the Elven heads, the High Elves only collect the second Dark Elf head shown. The left Dark Elf Head and the 16(!) High Elf heads are farmed by the Dark Elves! While the High Elves are busy out picking flowers (literally) the Dark Elves are busy farming High Elf heads. Not only do the High Elves have to suffer the three poorest designed classes in the game (the Immunity-Timer tank, the rdps that isn’t sure if its mdps, and the mdps whose strongest attack is a jump), but they are also victims of Mythic’s intense malice and spite.

So, to the disenfranchised Swordmasters, Shadow Warriors, White Lions, and heck why not, AMs, to answer your question of when you are getting your love-patch – never, because Mythic clearly hates you and sees you as better fulfilling your function dead and headless. As ambassador of the High Elf community and of Order, I demand a written apology from Mythic for this travesty, or our vengeance will be swift.

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  1. VonPP
    June 3, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    This is quite funny actually. Anyway you missed off the greatest insult of all… High Elf scenario maps.

    Snotlings are not baby greenskins btw they are their own race. Thats just how they look fully grown!

    • June 3, 2011 at 1:14 PM

      True, they’re not baby orcs or goblins, but they certainly are the runts of the greenskins =P

  2. Thehealeroftru
    June 6, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Umad eka?

    Yay quests!

    • June 7, 2011 at 9:29 PM

      Tru, for that I will not stop paying Mythic to keep your account crashing every 5 minutes.

  3. June 9, 2011 at 9:06 AM

    Why would a decent High Elf collect the heads of his enemies – no mentally sane man does that. They rot and stink and make very poor decoration. The amount of High Elf heads is just a proof of how weird Dark Elves are.
    If you would dig in the soils of the world, I am sure you’ll find a good amount of Dark Elf corpses, but they’ll still have their heads since their slayers would never come to the idea to cut them off.

    (I understand your general concern, though.)

  4. June 9, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    DOH YOU WIN

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